Portly Man Monthly

It's time to get your Passover on and your Easter
Bunny bashin' to the holiday edition of our fashionably
fat portly portal to paradise.

So grab your unleavened bread and put on your
Easter bonnet and get ready to see the latest
happening for the heavenly holidays as we capture
all that is good in the world for spring.

So by the Power of Grayskull we command you
to get your laughter on while we present to
you the ultimate man manual...

Mad Cow at the Moo-vies.

Mad Cow reviews the latest movies released for the human population. Find out what this angry side of beef thinks about hollywoods finest!

Doo-Dads for Fat Dads.

PMM goes behind the couch to find the coolest gadgets and greatest gifts for the portliest of men.

Streaky Shorts.

The bathroom reader that brings you humorous short stories from your fellow fatty's.

The Jock Strap

It's time to talk FANTASY SPORTS with our multiple guest columnists. Being athletically challenged doesn't mean you can't participate in sports!!

Tube Steaks

You own a TV that’s almost as big as your waistline, and here are tips to enhance your viewing pleasure! Grab your chips, dip, ass & lips, some beer and the remote and click on to some portly programming.

Abdominus Maxximus

Flame up the grill and let's cook up some beef as we serve up some of our favorite off the wall recipes.